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30+ Funny Short people jokes that will make you Laugh out loud

Really short jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? What do you call a masturbating cow? Short jokes can easily get laughs without problems. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother? Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? Even short people need to laugh! This customer comes into the computer store. Q: Why are gay midgets so appealing? The past, present and future walk into a bar. Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog. One squeeze and they're all over you. What happens if you upset a cannibal? My granddad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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Very Short Jokes: Cannibal One Liners

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~ Viagra Jokes - I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. A: They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns 98. Thinking that my parents must have thrown away the box for box tops, I called my mom to ask how long and at what temperature to cook chicken nuggets. A: Dress her up as an alter boy. What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? What do you do with a sick boat? People say it over and over again, we share it among our friends, good jokes make you laugh out loud, most times uncontrollably. Anyway, I was on a cruise ship with my grandparents, and I spot this super cute guy a couple years older than me.

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Really short jokes

For more very short jokes on a related 'food' topic see on the page Short Hilarious Jokes. . What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? Why did the policeman smell bad? So I stomp out of the class and start searching for Moira. We had no rice or anything to save my phone so we tried laying it out to dry, not even 15 minutes later it starts down pouring destroying my phone even more. Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Q: What does a midget model do? Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker? If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix. The good news is there's certainly no short supply.

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52 Short Funny Jokes That'll Surely Get You a Good Laugh

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It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Classroom Chaos: So in 8th grade I used to read during class a lot. Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? Out of the corner I could see my 6th grade teacher give my computer studies teacher 10 dollars. Have you heard about the duck that was arrested for stealing? How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Moira was forced to apologize and I was forced to accept her damn apology. Which at 4 in the morning is fucking nerve wracking. Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs? Short Jokes About the Dubious Joys of Working ~ Job Jokes - Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

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Jokes Top 100

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Then I took one out, opened to a random spot and just kept it open, waiting to get caught. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? Long story short: come in all shapes and sizes. Some might sound stupid and lame but within, you find the humour that you need. Goes all the way to the front door and opens it. I searched all over that kitchen, trying to find the cinnamon scent, leading me to the oven. Things like drinking water or doing squats. What did the cannibal have for lunch? A: Because their plugged into a genius! Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? Chinese class: I took Chinese at school as a freshman.

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30+ Funny Short people jokes that will make you Laugh out loud

Really short jokes

I started panicking because the game noises were excruciatingly loud. What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Q: What do you call a group of unorganized cats? Well, flash forward to Memorial Day weekend. A: Kick his sister in the jaw. What can you hold without ever touching it? Second cannibal: Did they taste good? From there, she branched out into writing and producing social documentary series which were broadcast across Southeast Asia. What country makes you shiver? I had some paper in my arms from last class so I decided to use those and figure out everything during lunch instead of making a scene at like literally the first week of my high school career.

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Jokes Top 100

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How to win at video games: When I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon. One day, seven wrestlers come in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. To keep them from rolling out of bed. Looking back that was my first existential crisis. Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? Me: Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single. Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone? The pop was at least five or six feet in diameter.

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